Take Me To Your Dealer T-Shirt

$22.99

Shipping to United States: $4.75



This cheeky tee brings a wink of cosmic mischief to laid-back days and late-night hangs. A hand-drawn alien exhales a languid spiral and asks, with sly humor, to be introduced to your dealer — a design that lands somewhere between stoner satire and sci-fi sarcasm. The soft, smooth cotton holds crisp inks so the little extraterrestrial and its smoke trail stay sharp wash after wash. Wear it to backyard bonfires, record-store crate dives, or low-key meetups with friends who appreciate dark humor and offbeat pop-culture references. It sits comfortably over jeans or under an open flannel, and the understated crew neckline keeps the look clean while the relaxed fit keeps you moving. If you like to signal your sense of humor without shouting, this tee does it with a smirk and a nudge.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves and inner neck labels, DTG for main design to ensure crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, made in Nicaragua with ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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